Sunday, 15 December 2013

Hard Truth

La la la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la! Guess what song is this... Ok i will give you a hind. They're small and blue, and their village is hidden deep with in the forest. No? Lets see. If you suck their d*ck your tongue will become blue. Hehehehehe. Not yet? Is it that hard to find out? Ok here's a picture
Some of you may wonder why i mention this song and the Smurfs? For no reason at all. The song mysteriously stuck in my head and now i can't get it out. There for am going to stuck it in your heads too! Mouahahahahahahaha!!! Am bad! Am really bad! Anyway, have you ever thought why the Smurfs are like that? Well the fact is that papa smurf is a potion master. You know potion master...... Who knows what kind of stuff he has in his house... I recently came across this picture 

I know i know, i destroyed your childhood but the truth needed to come out. Well don't worry, you were going to find out sooner or later. I will check and find more hard truths about cartoons that you don't know about. Am sure i'll find plenty! That's all for now, wait till next time my vibrators batteries run out. And please don't let me think. It's Dangerous!!!

I wonder...

I wonder what kind of man i'll be if i was rich. One thing for sure, i wont suck other peoples lives. If i was rich, i will never treat others like their bellow me. I think i'll be the same as i am now. Yes i agree that many change after they become rich, but still am not one of them. In my head i have many ideas on how to help the world. Of course after i buy the Ferrari! Just kidding. It'll be a Bugatti! The thing is am not sure if i am ready to become rich. So much stuff i'll need to think and do. It's a nightmare. Why am i thinking all these? Am sorry i had a long day and i need to rest. Perhaps few new batteries in my vibrator will do the trick!!! Please don't let me think. It's Dangerous!!!


Wednesday, 11 December 2013

What's wrong with me?


Don't get me wrong am just f*cking tired. Don't ask. You don't want to know. Can somebody shoot me pleeeeeeeeease! ohhhhhhhhhh. Why so tired? My brain is on hibernate mode. Even if i press the button it wont start. Is there anyone who can fix this kind of problem? Perhaps run a troubleshoot test as well? My system is going down. Anyone else like me? No? I guess it's just me. Oh well. I finally did it. I can't think any more. Looks like it. I will give one advise to you. Don't think. It's Dangerous!

Monday, 9 December 2013

It's a secret

I need to reveal a secret to you. But you must swear not to tell anyone. I feel a bit ashamed about it. Please try to understand. It's hard for me to talk about it. Just try to be open minded. I don't want to be misunderstood. Oh God why is this so hard to talk about! Ok here it goes. I don't like okras. I just don't. That's the truth. Am sorry but that's how it is. There's nothing i can do. I just don't like it. I know am disappointing you but i can't lie about it. Please try to understand. Don't hate me for it. Am sure you have secrets too. Anyway i hope i made my self clear. Please don't let me think. It's Dangerous!


Friday, 6 December 2013

Special Post

For some reason people forget to show their gratitude to those who support them. Me on the other hand i try to show my gratitude as often as i can. In the past two days, new people from 4 different countries joined my audience. There for i would like to thank and welcome them. I only see fit to make this special post to thank all of you for reading my posts and for supporting me. Without you there'll be no reason to continue writing. That goes for both http://mostlydisappointed.blogspot.com/ and http://dontletmethinkitsdangerous.blogspot.com/. I salute you all and am waiting for more to come. Thank you!


Thursday, 5 December 2013

Having Trouble

To be honest i can't decide anything. Am stuck. What to do? Ouuuuuuuufff! Come on, tell me something. You must know something............ You don't know either ha? Ok i can understand, you are in the same position as mine. Sitting there and goofing around, not knowing what to say or do........ I have a solution! Let's all play a game! Mouahahahahaha! Ok not that game. Let's do something. Anything. I was recently watching some videos on Youtube with some people playing online games. I want to play too! But all i get is some strategic games on some websites. Please help me find a good one, am begging you................. Just comment me below a tittle or a website to go and we can play together!!! I promise am not boring ( when am drunk) and it will be fun to have someone to play with!!! Please please please!!! Anyway i have to go now, i have to make another post to the other blog. Busy busy busy. Well what to do. Oh and please if you'll suggest a game write where to find it and your username so i can find you!!!! Thanks and before i go i have a request. Don't let me think. It's Dangerous!!!